Why Harry Potter kinda sucks MST

So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

MAtt:   Yes, it is. I admit the Twilight series is pretty good at some parts, but when you compare it to something like Harry Potter? Harry Potter will beat Twilight every time.
Also, USING ALL CAPS AND SHIT TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS DOES NOT MAKE YOU CORRECT!!!!!!
In fact, it just makes you look stupid. :3

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says "blo*dy H*ll" all the time,

MAtt: If you seriously think he says that every five seconds, then you obviously haven't read the book. Also, as far as I can remember, doesn't he only say that in the movie, not the books? I might be wrong here, but still. Not often enough for this to be a valid reason.

and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book!

MAtt: Really? I remember that in the movie, but not the book. Again, I may be wrong, but still. Not often enough for this to be a valid reason.

Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

MAtt: You expect us to believe that a four year old is going to walk up, grab a Harry Potter book, and actually understand enough of it to not get bored and get to a part that might have ONE curse word? Sure, why not? XD

2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!!

MAtt: As if people don't die in the Twilight books! THEY'RE FREAKING VAMPIRES. OTHER THAN THE CULLENS, EVERY FUCKING VAMPIRE HAS TO DRAIN THE FLUIDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO GET THEIR THREE SQUARE MEALS A DAY. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT AFTER THEY DRAIN THEIR BLOOD, THESE PEOPLE CAN JUST GET UP AND ON THEIR MERRY WAY? NO? THEN STFU.
…Sorry for the all caps rage. :'D

I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn't have to read that kind of thing!

MAtt: 'Little kinds and people'? I assume that you meant 'kids', which gives me the chance to say this again: A four year old is not going to walk into a library and pick out a book like that. They'd rather pick a damn touch-and-feel than a Harry Potter book.

that teaches people that death is ok and natural!

MAtt: …Death IS natural. Everyone has to die sometime. If you had said that it teaches that killing people is ok and natural, that would have made more sense. Not much more sense, but more nonetheless.

I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?

MAtt: I DO~!

3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN!

MAtt: …Voldemort and Bellatrix are the only people that tortured anyone.

thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it's not!

MAtt: …Only an idiot would read Harry Potter and be like, "Oh mah lawd, Bellatrix, mah fave character, herts and torchures people, so dat must b ok!"

I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people.

MAtt: …How do they get turned on by it? They find joy in it, but they aren't turned on by it. True, that is a horrible thing, but that's life. People are born, people live, people die, some sooner than others. The sooner she accepts that, the sooner this terrible reason will be over with.

Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.

4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff.

MAtt: …ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? YOU'RE PLAYING THE 'IT'S NOT AMERICAN, SO IT'S NOT SUPERIOR' CARD? I HOPE TO GOD THAT THIS ASSHAT ISN'T SERIOUS.

America is the top country in the world. I  mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world.

MAtt: That's NOT a valid reason for COMPARING BOOKS. God, someone beat me with a shovel…

Twilight is American,  Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better.

MAtt: Therefore, by logic, you're a dumbass.

And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book.

MAtt: That's not how that works. That's not how ANYTHING works.

I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren't as good.

MAtt: But, my dear, you've forgotten: Without Britain, the US that we know today would not exist. They sent a large majority of the colonists, remember? Keep that in mind before saying something as mindless as that.

5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang

MAtt: No. American people use slang. Just because they have a few words that are different than ours doesn't mean that they can't write a good story.

and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE!

MAtt: It makes plenty of sense to me and that millions of other people who read them. Maybe your brain is so underdeveloped that it just cannot comprehend it very well.

and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn't have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!

MAtt: First of all, as far as I know of, there is not official 'fucking SLANG DICTIONARY'. Second of all, they're not using slang. Maybe you can't understand it not because there's too much slang, but because there's not enough.

6. The movies are crap. So like they're made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents?

MAtt: Because the actors are British, dumbass. The characters are British, so for a more accurate portrayal, they used British actors. Oh, by the way, the person who plays your precious Edward Cullen is from England too. He is just good at hiding his 'funny accent'.

I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents!

MAtt: The accents aren't THAT difficult to understand. You're just being- I'm so tired of repeating myself- a dumbass.

I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!

MAtt: They are talking right. If this person is fucking serious, I'm going to kill myself. All of my faith in humanity has been destroyed.

7.  The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don't have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING!  That part was a joke, of course, but still, he's ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.

MAtt: This is just sad. Using how the characters look as a valid reason to hate Harry Potter and like Twilight. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, sweetie, but not every person in the world looks like a fucking Barbie doll. I'm sure that you're either some old man getting a laugh from this, or a deadly serious, ugly fangirl who does nothing but obsess over her precious Ewdard Cullen! (Yes, I spelled that wrong on purpose.)

And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!!

MAtt: So mustaches are evil now? WATCH OUT, ROMANO, THE FUZZ IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AND YOUR MOUSTACHE AWAY!

We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!!

MAtt: It's a robe, retard. In case you didn't notice, almost all of the teachers wore them, even the males. How come you're only complaining about Dumbledore?

Also hes gay.

MAtt: WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!?

thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay!

MAtt: Where's the law that states that older people can't like others of the same gender?

nothin against homosexals, btw.

MAtt: If you aren't against homosexuals, why did you bring it up? Idiot…

8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?!

MAtt: IT'S A FANTASY STORY. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC. God damn, this person is giving me a headache.

And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn't be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic.

MAtt: Yes, and a shit ton of vampires in cloaks is totally realistic.

And they's just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.

MAtt: What about your vampires? They're just normal people who live forever, drink blood and sparkle. Big fucking deal.

Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.

MAtt: Anyway, these are just a few reasons that the person who wrote this is an imbecile.

AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!

MAtt: And Harry Potter is better than Twilight because a majority of your reasons are invalid.

Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.

MAtt: No one that I know of ever made a point of Harry Potter being the superior story on the planet. We just think Twilight is stupid sometimes. End of story.

Anyways, I'll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.

Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!

LizzieBella, : P

MAtt: Don't be surprised to see many misspelled words in the next few MSTs. I've lost a ton of brain cells reading this shit…